March 2012
3 posts
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A Conversation Between Me and Snooki
K: Hi Snooki, congrats on the big news!
S: What? Do you mean that big pickle I ate?
K: No, didn’t I hear that you’re pregnant?
S: Oh yeah. I’m pregnant! Yaaaayy!
K: Yeah, that big news. Congratulations!
S: Sorry, I get confused, there’s a lot going on in my life.
K: Yeah, I expect so.
S: You know, with that show J Wow and me are doing, and all the pickles I eat.
K: And the baby.
S: What baby?
K:...
February 2012
11 posts
7 tags
Wiz Khalifa's Bing Explosion
Sometimes you just find yourself sliding into liking whatever is cool, right? You see something once, and it’s weird and freaky, you see it again and it’s intriguing, and then the third time it’s suddenly the coolest fucking thing on the planet. Sometimes things just jump to being immediately the coolest fucking thing on the planet, but more often than not, they sort of sneak up on you,...
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Miss Piggy: Kick Ass
Okay, so I love the Muppets, and so I’m glad they’re back, conceptually at least. A world filled with goofiness and silliness is a better world, and no one does goofy and silly as well as the Muppets. The movie was pretty good, although nowhere as good as the original three, “The Muppet Movie,” “The Muppets Take Manhattan,” or “The Great Muppet Caper.” But still, it was enjoyable and it brought...
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