KMcG
POP QUIZ-99 PROBLEMS
POP QUIZ-
I HAVE 99 PROBLEMS AND A B*TCH AIN’T ONE. WHAT ARE MY PROBLEMS?
1. Need a job.
2. Rent.
3. Itchy scalp.
4. Loneliness.
5. Have too much laundry to do.
6. Boogers.
7. Farting at inappropriate times.
8. Noise, car.
9. Body hair.
10. Money-General.
11. The MTA.
12. Possibly have ADD.
13. Hungry a lot.
14. Got some cavities.
15. Too little time.
16. The gym is too busy.
17. Accidentally stole a towel from the gym.
18. No health insurance.
19. Farting, stink of.
20. Don’t get outside enough.
21. Don’t have a car.
22. The price of gas.
23. The prices at Gristedes.
24. Want more sweaters, but don’t have money.
25. Moths.
26. Mosquitoes in the summer.
27. Sometimes get a stomachache.
28. Pimples.
29. Showering is boring.
30. The weekend afternoons on NPR are also boring.
31. Time.
32. Have a little tum tum.
33. There’s too much gum on the sidewalk.
34. Unsure what time the deli closes.
35. Choosing paint colors is hard.
36. Miss people.
37. Writing letters is hard.
38. There’s a chip on my shoulder.
39. Never learned to tap dance.
40. Clumsy.
41. Eat too much cheese.
42. Worrier.
43. Too many countries have nuclear capabilities.
44. It’s hard to find a good raincoat.
45. Ran out of napkins.
46. Can’t draw a good circle.
47. It’s raining.
48. Shower is dirty.
49. Don’t want to clean the shower.
50. Drinking problem.
51. Should have gone to grad school.
52. Dirt is dirty.
53. Complain too much.
54. Allergic to pineapple.
55. Sore knee.
56. Have trouble remembering where my keys are.
57. Can’t remember… something.
58. Don’t like Billy Bob Thorton.
59. Can’t tell the future.
60. Haven’t ever found a secret passageway.
61. Neighbor too nice, makes me feel bad.
62. Frizzy hair.
63. Lost gloves.
64. Stubbed toe.
65. Jealous of Michael Bloomburg.
66. Mad about economy.
67. Tupac still dead.
68. No good movies out.
69. Heartburn.
70. Don’t understand how Penn Station works.
71. Never been to Machu Picchu.
72. Never been to Great Barrier Reef.
73. Worried about environment.
74. Thirsty.
75. Soup is too expensive for what it is.
76. Don’t have a juicer.
77. Like salt too much.
78. Tired.
79. Need to buy lightbulbs.
80. Don’t like lentils.
81. Missed calling as hip-hop dancer.
82. No one understands me.
83. There will be no more Johnny Cash albums.
84. Should see more concerts.
85. Bad eyesight.
86. Need more space.
87. Too cold.
88. It’s a hard knock life.
89. Keeping Up With the Kardashians is still on TV.
90. Haven’t bought Christmas gifts yet.
91. Earwax.
92. Too curious about other people’s business.
93. Worried about worrying too much.
94. Canker sore.
95. 30 Rock not on until mid-season.
96. Community off at mid-season.
97. Jealous of Gwenyth Paltrow.
98. Lateness.
99. Booty not licious enough.
That is 99 problems.
What are your problems?
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day i’ll do one too.
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